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Perverse Punks

Directed by Unknown
Written by Unknown
Starring Unknown
Not Rated • Year Unknown • 40 minutes

by Deeky Wentworth

I suppose the title is some sort of pun, as the two main performers in this movie have punk haircuts and take it up the ass. Those Germans sure are a clever bunch. As for the plot, there is none, it's just two Euro-twinks having deviant sex for the better part of forty minutes.

Our feature begins with your requisite cocksucking and asslicking in various positions, which eventually leads into the requisite buttfucking in various positions. The fornication (the cocksucking, the asslicking, the buttfucking) proceeds as expected for about twenty minutes until a handful (or is it a crotchful?) of clothespins are thrown in.

Having your scrotum pinched up like that doesn't seem particularly enjoyable, but it must be because one of the punks delivers a facial to his pal while all pinned up.

"He was really sayin' somethin'... Bop bop suki do wah dah..."

Then a very large dildo is introduced. Imagine that conversation? "Hey Dildo, I'd like you to meet Asshole. Asshole, this is Dildo."

"Oh, hi, nice to meet you."

"Yeah, same here. So what are you up to?"

"Not much, just thinking of penetrating you."

"That's cool."

No, there isn't really a conversation like that. I guess I just have a vivid imagination. Nonetheless the dildo is introduced very bluntly into one of the twinks. And if that isn't enough it is later used bludgeon the boy's asscheeks until they're pink.

So, I've probably said too much already. I'd hate to ruin any of the surprises in the end. Okay, cumshots are not really a surprise in films like this, are they? Especially in a movie that features cocksucking, asslicking, buttfucking as central themes. Anyway, that's just the first half of the film.

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