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Now available, a cheap Surfin' Dead t-shirt. Be the first on your block to own one. Wear it on a crime spree. Use it to clean your toilet. They feature the zombie graphic from the message board, and are of the usual Café Press quality.

Summertime and the living is easy...

What the hell is Xtro about? Fuck if I know. A man abducted by aliens returns to Earth several years later to hang out and maybe kidnap his son. I think. It has midget clowns and weird "sex" scenes, so presumably it was made by perverts. That's probably a plus for most people. Read the review. -DW

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If you haven’t already, check out Loren Coleman’s piece on bigfoot porn over at Cyrptomundo. I don’t know what kind of bizarro world we live in where a famous anthropologist quotes me, but it’s happened. We are officially through the looking glass, people. What’s next? Claudio Fragasso asking for screenwriting tips? -DW

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The Astro-Critics and Zombie Auxiliary Quilting Bee has gathered together for another roundtable. This time out we tackle the 1980s, the greatest decade ever in the history of the world. (Take that 1590s!) The Eighties ruled. I should know, I was there. And I have the parachute pants to prove it. Now, get to it, this stuff won't read itself. -DW

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I am Spartacus! "Heavy words are so lightly thrown." We are with you, Shakes. Now and forever. Just like Cats. "But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you."

We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender! -DW

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Who's scarier? Christians or Satanists? You decide. It's Jesus Camp vs. Satan's Children. Apocalypse vs. Fear No Evil. Alucarda vs. Satánico Pandemonium. Next week's match-up: Vampires vs. Werewolves. -DW

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Deeky interviews David Briggs, director of Karen Black Like Me and grown man who still plays with dolls. Find out his feelings about Lucille Ball, Queer as Folk, and the faculty at NYU's graduate film school program. Read it here. -ET